The Angry Gay Dude

Recently I stayed at a hotel in Carlsbad, California, and when I walked into the room I started laughing my ass off when I saw how many pillows were on the bed. Check this shit out:

I mean don’t get me wrong, this is a nice hotel (I think it’s a 4 star resort actually), but after a hard day of traveling who needs to to walk into their room to find 9 fucking pillows on the bed to deal with before they can lay their head down and get a good night’s sleep? Jesus Christ!!

I once heard a Christian pastor state that a gay person could not be a Christian because homosexuality is an abomination against god. Since that day, i’ve heard this same sentiment repeated many times over, by Christians far and wide. So where do they get this from? Well, lets check it out ourselves and see what we can find…..

If you read the Bible closely, you’ll find that it does appear that the Christian God does not particularly care for homosexuals. To quote the Bible from Leviticus 20:13 – “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.”

I don’t know – if you ask me this sounds pretty straight forward. If you believe that the Bible is “God’s Word” and this is what the Bible says, then it would seem to follow logically that the Christian God not only considers homosexuals an abomination, but he also commands them to be put to death. And there really doesn’t seem to be much wiggle room for interpretation on this, either. So, I think I would have to agree with the heterosexuals who claim that a person can’t be gay and also be Christian: If this is what the Bible says, and if you believe the Bible is God’s Word, then you can pretty much read for yourself what his position on the matter is.

Given this evidence against them however, many gay people claim they are Christians and God loves them. Hmm…. did these people forget to read the Bible before they became Christians, or do they just enjoy deluding themselves? Personally if I wanted to live obscured in a cloud of self-reinforced delusion I would probably do drugs instead of Hallucinating for Jesus (more fun), but then again I would rather just deal with reality as it is and be done with it.

What do you think? Are gay Christians idiots, or do they know something the rest of us (including heterosexual Christians) don’t know?

Just for the record – of course my standpoint is that there’s nothing wrong with being gay, it isn’t a “sin” and religion is nothing more than a primitive tool used to brainwash and control the masses. ‘Nuff said!